The Anti-Sam Brownback Blog

Jesus’ General, everyone’s favorite satirist, made Brownback the subject of one of his letters. You should go read it all, but here is an excerpt:

Dear Sen. Brownback,

You’ve made a lot of progress in your fight to end discrimination against Blastocyst-American citizens. There is certainly less informal discrimination around today–I seldom hear anyone use slurs like “blob” or “goo” anymore. Unfortunately, a more damaging form of bigotry, institutional blastocysism, continues….

Once you’re elected, think about how easy it’ll be to get a Blastocyst-American through the [Supreme Court] nomination process. Just put one of those snowflake babies on the table and it will be the Alito hearings all over again–the Senators can ask questions all day long and they’ll never get an answer. The only sound anyone will hear is Wolf Blitzer’s praise for the frozen embryo’s coolness under fire.

Like I said, read it all. If you don’t read Jesus’ General daily you are truly missing out.